What consists of a “Breakfast for Champions”?  Maybe a balanced meal?  Does it consist of a combination of lean proteins, simple sugars like a glass of orange juice, and complex carbs to start your day?  How about a bowl of Wheaties?  Or how about a bowl of Steel Cut Oats, a bowl of fruit and a bowl full of hard boiled eggs only eating the white stuff.  For the others who don’t live in My World it just might be just that…

Because in My World… Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner consist of Nutella.  A whole lot of it!  This food source from the heavens rivals only the milk of a flying Unicorn.  I’ll bet that lady sold her soul to the devil along with those 3 wishes from Aladdin’s lamp to get her hands on that tub of Hazelnut-Chocolatey goodness.  I’ve killed for less.

That perfect blend of Hazelnut and Chocolate combined with a slice or two of toast  meets all my nutritional needs.  You have your proteins from the Hazelnut, Anti-oxidants from the chocolate, fiber from the toast, and some simple sugars from the glass of Orange Juice I forgot to mention earlier.  And since I never read the labels on these things, I’ll consider this meal to equal ZERO calories.

Nutella FTW!

I hear all around town that there might be another superman reboot and even a new storyline of the Man of Steel.

Later this week or next week a new graphic novel exhibits the Son of Krypton with a more hip, sexy, moody side.  Lets hope he doesn’t turn out to be another Douchebag in NorthPark.  God only knows what sorts of accidents we’d see with a Superfast hipster on a Fixie during a Critical Mass session.

Those who watched the last UFC pay-per-view, you saw what happened to Brock Lesnar.  I had my money on Mr. Brown Pride all the way, but was a little concerned considering Brock’s crazy athleticism.  Prior to the fight and even prior to card being  setup I thought he was close to unbeatable.

He ran through “The Crazy Horse”, “The Natural”, beat up Mir pretty bad, and came out a win over Carwin.  The question ran through my mind after he beat up Carwin was… Who’s next?  No one’s the same size and speed of this behemoth.  I guess Mr. Brown Pride was that answer.

So is Lesnar all washed up.  Is the hype of this Phenom over?  Will he come back for a Come Back or will he throw in the towel and say… “I’ve made my money, I’ve made my mark in this sport called Mixed Martial Arts, I’ve beat a legend and a Hall of Famer”.  Only time will tell…

Halloween is just around the corner.  A day when you can let you hair down and dress like a Sexy (fill in the blank) or as your favorite ghost, goblin, vampire, and/or werewolf.  I’m sure I’ll see walking around the tried and true Freddy, Jason, and Michael, but what gets me is the played out costumes.  It makes me chuckle.  You know the ones… Neo from the Matrix, Joker from the Dark Knight, Spiderman, The Crow, Jack Sparrow, or The “Dick in a Box” guys.

The question I ask myself is… Do I dress up and go around town creating havoc or do I just pass out candy and be the responsible adult that I am.  I feel I’m getting a little too old for the whole getting dressed up thing.  And the last time I dressed up I almost got beat up by a giant gorilla because she could smell the bananas in my back pocket.  Inside joke with the peeps who really know me.  Oh fun times.

I was reading the news online and came across this dude with a sweet stache.  So sweet it deserves its own shirt.  You can pick one up at… Link to follow soon.  I also dig his speech.

What to do… what to do…

So my two year contract ended recently with my current mobile phone carrier.  This gives me the option to change carriers and/or upgrade my phone.  Since I’m up for an upgrade I thought I’d do just that.

Oh the options.  I want to stick with the Smartphone market, but I’m having analysis paralysis.  Do I stick with the Blackberry market, go Android, or pick up the new Iphone4.

I’m really partial to Blackberry since I currently use the old “Curve” (the one with the trackball).  And the new Torch with the slider looks pretty cool.  YouTube reviews look pretty good, but the power is lacking as well as the amount of apps I can get with the competitors.  But getting the new Iphone4 will allow me to play all those social games that my inner circle play.  A good majority of my friends and family have some type of Iphone (3G, 3Gs, 4G) and all the cool people have ‘em.

Then again… the advertisements of the new G2 came and its got me pondering.  I guess I’ll be waiting a little longer before I get my new phone.  Till then… I guess I’ll just be stuck doing research.